A Startling discovery!

We investigate the effect of ABBA on a mans masculinity

Let me start by saying that I found this on my computer after a night of drinking, it is in no way serious!

AtomWay has made a awful discovery, it seams that all people that like ABBA are either Camp or gay, what does this mean, it means that if you want you dignity to be left intact then DO NOT ATTEMPT to listen to ABBA! as you listen to them your masculinity will go out of the window. The below google search proves the point that Gays like abba

All ABBA songs are for puffs? it seems so

But it Doesn't stop there, Oh no, theres more proof that ABBA are for puffs just look at the graph below, also from the internet, the author does not want to be named so I respect their wishes.

There is one known cure however, listening to AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Queen(only some of their songs however), and The Who. To complete the cure you need to buy all their albums and play them all the time, as LOUD AS POSSIBLE.

This is the end of my anti-gay/Abba page, it was actually more bitchy than I expected, Oh shit its happening! Get me some CD's ASAP! and wheres the porn window?

In case you couldn't tell this page is actually a wind up, I have no real proof ABBA increases the chances of being gay but it was for a laugh(seriously don't sue me)