Welcome to The Shed
Introduction to The Shed
You may have seen the shed out and about if you have then you are lucky to be alive as you could die of shock and laughter if not then you may not want to as if you the sight of it could damage your eyes forever and a word of warning don't take any photos of it as it could crack the lens and leave you mad at the driver.
The Driver
The driver is not like any other's as it drives a fully functioning shed that was around in the stone age. He himself is not that old, But it is older our guess is that he (if you can call it a he) is around 2500 years older than the bus (if that's possible) he has the personality of a rock. A temper like fire (always burning up with hate), acts like a fart (getting on everyone's nerves) and is like a amplifier (he always turns up). We also believe he is in love with 'the woman with no shoes'.
The Story (so far)
The 'bus' (shed) has got a hole in the roof so it leaks when it rains. Its got 6 flat tires (and when I say flat I mean flat ) its been through several wars, millions of battles and 2 world wars. Its had 2 crashes one into a fence the other into the back of a taxi. It has a close miss every day JUST outside the school. The driver regularly shouts randomly at the students, and gets a load back in return. He also looses his cap every summer as it blows out of the window whilst he is driving.
Benefits of going by The Shed
Our ' bus' as it is sometimes a pain here are all of the benefits good and bad about going by The Shed
You get a daily mouthful of abuse from either a) someone you know or b) the 'bus' driver
There are 6 flat tires 2 at the front and 4 at the back
There is graffiti on the side of the bus by both people going past the bus and the makers of the bus (Williams)
There is a ACE driver driving the ' bus ' (who is a old git )
The bus is about 1,000,000 years old
The only GOOD thing is that it is free to travel on !
Above, the shed on a typical day
The Funniest Things EVER !( About The Shed )
There are actually two funniest things EVER and here they are.
1. When the once and only time it managed to brake down outside the cemetery and everyone got out there mobiles and rung there mum or dad and said " sorry mum I am going to be late because the bus broke down" then you hear from the back of the bus " well it hasn't got far to go now !".
2. When we were queuing up to go on the bus when I saw written in the dust on the back of the shed.
'I wish my wife was this dirty'
You Know what I mean When I say written. usually you see 'CLEAN ME (please)'.
Famous quotes about the shed
"He looks like he smells"
"It's not safe to travel on that bus, with that old git behind the wheel"
"Oi! cave-man, at least keep two of your four eyes on the road"