My take on the credit crunch.

Gosh it must be bad if I'm making a whole webpage to it.

In recent times the world has supposedly faced the worst crisis in terms of money that it has ever ever faced, and should never even dream of facing. Who do I lay the blame with? The greedy city bank bosses for giving themselves stupidly high bonuses? Maybe. The bank managers for giving out big loans to people that can't repay them? No. Or is it the people and the whole "I want it now, STFU no risks!!"? almost there.
No, I blame the Labour party, and two men in particular, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. Between then, they have governed the country for the past 10 years or so, and now we have a problem. That is a problem with spending.

Over the past ten years the government has shown us time and time again that is is happy to just spend money on stupid things. One prime example is that stupid fucking Olympics logo. It looks like a cross between Lisa Simpson giving a blow job and a multicoloured swastika, or at least once I read about it being like that, I keep seeing them images, instead of a logo that's supposed to represent fair-play, family entertainment. Two things that are not in the slightest bit related to that logo.
If I was the guy that was responsible for that logo I'd go into hiding. If someone had just shown it to me, I'd get them arrested on crimes against humanity(aka. anti terrorism laws). Then I'd get the prison guards to shove that image so far up their arses, that all they would be able to see is purple dots and would be shitting and pissing 2012 until the year 2012, by which point they die from the new disease know as Olympic twating logo death.

Anyway, the government has been spending money over the past 10 years on things that aren't needed, just so that every village idiot in Britain can get a cheque from Tony Blair, or Gordon Brown, so they can cash it in and wipe their arses on the money. This has lead to the people of Britain thinking "oh if it's al-right for the government to wank money away than I can too". Marcus Brigstoke can't be more right when he says, "Oh we've got more going out than we've got coming in, I know lets buy a new car."

Then the banks get all pissy and say "Ooh we cant carry on uncle Gordon, who's let us fuck the country over for the past ten years, will you give us lots of money so we can lend to the people". So glass-eye Gordon says in his very TAXing voice "Oh we've got no money left, what we'll have to do is TAX the working class some more so that they can spend less, but in the mean time let us borrow some money, so we can borrow it to you". Of course glass-eye Gordon fails to charge the banks interest, but himself gets charged interest. Leaving the future generations out of pocket.

He also neglects to think, 'hmm if the banks can't loan money off other banks, where will we get it from?'. So now Glass-eye Gordon has to go down to the dodgy loan sharks, that if you or I were to be near then then we wouldn't touch them with a barge pole even if their end had a machete on it and you were aiming at them with a nuclear warhead. You know the sort of people that you see on daytime TV that would kill you cat because they didn't receive payment on time. If you did pay them off they'd kill your cat anyway, because they aren't making enough money.

So now we the tax payer(and that's not just those who pay income tax), have to pay �50Bn for some dozy Scottish accountant's mistake.

Oh and if anyone reads this thinking I'm anti-labour, and pro-tory, then your wrong, because they're all the same, they all waste my money that could be spent on beer etc. they just have different names.