06/11/2025 00:52:33

Jobs a Cyberman can't do.

Things you and I can do, but they can.

The cybermen claim to be human point two, but although they are a definate upgrade over us normal people, We ask what can't they do? Sometimes it's something you and I take for granted, but other times it may be something we all have difficulty with. Occasionally it may be somthing we've never thought of.
Being a Cyberman isn't always a good thing. So we'll keep updating this list with ways to convince you not to become a Cyberman.

Things you can't or wont do


Look in the mirror

Now we all take this for granted, but do you know any cyberman that has looked in the mirror, or just the reflection of himself? No, that's because they have a tendancy to explode. So if you're a cyberman then you can't look at another cyberman, as you're both silver, and that tends to reflect light, which ultimately is suicide. That would leave the human race spontainiously combusting, leaving only the one Cyberman.

Ease for us: 10/10, Them 8/10

Vacuum

I know we all hate cleaning, but what if you can't? I mean, the worlds a messy place, and you don't want to be stamping mud all over your new home do you? So you would need to clean it up, otherwise you just end up with mud everywhere, and then the sliping and sliding begins. But being a Cyberman, you're very rigid, and can't get up, like putting a tortoise on it's back.

Ease for us: 7/10, Them 2/10

Be rust proof

I know I take this for granted. In fact so much so I never think that I'll go rusty if it rains. If you want to have to get repainted every now and then then sure go out in the rain, but don't come to me complaining when your legs rusted off. Although that means if you're careful, and everyone else isn't then there'll be pleantly of spare parts.

Ease for us: 10/10, Them 2/10

Do a dance, other than the robot

Short of doing some really boring dance, and a unique one at that. Cybermen cannot dance properly. They all dance the same as each other, and thats not going to be very popular with the opposite gender Cybermen. Yes I know that we don't like dancing, some of us anyway, but it's a important part of life and expression.

Ease for us: 6/10, Them 1/10

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