Stupid fucking dirty busses.

Why aren't they cleaned?

Just tonight(22/2/06) I was on a bus into the City centre when all of a sudden my nose picked somthing up. What was it you ask? Keep reading and I'll tell you. I was sitting there and I noticed that the guy in front of me had his hand accross his face, when I realised what it was, thats right its the smell of a old persons piss. Rank as the day that urine was made, there was some old codgers piss on a seat. Now I'm guessing that it'd been there a while as many other bus users were sitting there with their hand over their mouth. Now I didn't notice a old git getting off the bus when I'd got on so it must of been there for quite a while. And why is it that when the bus smells, or some other problem(iPod TWAT sitting next to you with the volume on full blast) that the bus has to stop at EVERY stop, make people walk, I'm more important.

How often do they clean them busses? I wish it was more often. How long does it take? and how much can it cost them.
I'm thinking of starting a new feature called britains dirtyest busses, its a simple idea all you do is email in a picture of a busses interiour or exteriour which you think is the dirtyest in the country. In fact I really want you to email in with pictures of your dirty busses. If you win then you get a sponge to give the driver next time you see him or her. But if your the driver of a bus then you will not only get the sponge, but you'll also get a bucket of water to clean the bus with*. So cameras and camera phones at the ready, take your pictures now.

Hey I'm cleaner than a bus, maybe I should be a bus!

water contents may be lost in transit, and bucket may not fit in post box.